Frank Skinner

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, I knew that bit - he was an alcoholic at one point. ISTR he hasn't had a drink since the age of 30.

but surely you can be a bum-bandit and a tee-total ?

I prefer to be doubly dammned myself

[RichardCranium]

surely all sockpuppets like a bit of back door action be it by the male appendage or my hand

I'm thinking Julian Clary and I'm thinking Norman Lamont. And I'm keeping my eyes open so I can't see the mental image.

[xoggoth]

Sounds a most sensible chap to me. I have been asking the missus at least 3 times a day for 40 years, "fancy a * up the *?"

One day she'll say yes, it depends which comes first, her going senile or me getting past it.