Frank Skinner

[xoggoth]

Sounds a most sensible chap to me. I have been asking the missus at least 3 times a day for 40 years, "fancy a * up the *?"

One day she'll say yes, it depends which comes first, her going senile or me getting past it.

[RichardCranium]

surely all sockpuppets like a bit of back door action be it by the male appendage or my hand

I'm thinking Julian Clary and I'm thinking Norman Lamont. And I'm keeping my eyes open so I can't see the mental image.

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, I knew that bit - he was an alcoholic at one point. ISTR he hasn't had a drink since the age of 30.

but surely you can be a bum-bandit and a tee-total ?

I prefer to be doubly dammned myself

[bekarovka]

Teetotal too.

Yeah, I knew that bit - he was an alcoholic at one point. ISTR he hasn't had a drink since the age of 30.

[Moscow Mule]

Really? There's no way I'd have thought him a Christian.

He's not, he's called Frank.

Were you thinking of another famous Christian? This one perhaps?

[BoredBloke]

surely all sockpuppets like a bit of back door action be it by the male appendage or my hand

[thunderlizard]

Strange but true. Teetotal too.

[bekarovka]

he's a really devout Catholic and goes to mass every Sunday!

Really? There's no way I'd have thought him a Christian.

[thunderlizard]

I have seen him live and even if he doesn't do the bit you're thinking of, he will still be mightily filthy.

Odd to think he's a really devout Catholic and goes to mass every Sunday!

[PRC1964]

Yawn. At least make the trolling entertaining.

[Tingles]

Could be a good way of broatching the subject.....

[RichardCranium]

[bekarovka]

Apparently he's doing a one off show not far from where I live and I'd quite like to go and see him. Problem is, I was going to take my new girlfriend but don't fancy it if he still does that routine where he goes on about his penchant for a*** sex. Have never seen him live before but have heard about him. Anyone?