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When Twin Peaks was drawing to a close, I knew a guy who knew who had done it. He said he worked it out but I think he just knew somebody in the US who had seen it. The night of the final show, our team name was 'Laura palmer was killed by her dad'. They wouldn't read it out!
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
Like it, but maybe "Team Number Two" might be a little funnier...
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
- Douglas Adams
We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
- Douglas Adams
'Inter Milandra Burrows' was our old team name in the early 90's.
Not sure what she looks like these days mind?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
'I am a tosser' was always ignored by the quiz master.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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