Reply to: Pub quiz team names

[Pondlife]

She may have been a sprinter but I still came first.
She can't wrestle but you should see her box.
I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look.

[Clarky]

Inter Yamam
Eton Beavers
Stephen Hawking's three legged race partner
Daniella Westbrook's Left, no wait, only nostril..

are just some of the ones we used... Others we competed against...

Cromwell St Gardeners (only good after the Fred and Rose thing came out...!)
Sofa King
Gin'll Fix It

and, most randomly... "We thought there was a band on tonight"

[Glazza]

Suggestions please. Points for originality and cleverness

D.E.N.S.A

[DS23]

team tulip

[DimPrawn]

Smug arrogant tw@ts.


Great when you win

" and the winners are..."

[DS23]

the porkie pies

[NickNick]

"The number of W4nks I've had today is..."

Gets funnier as the scores are read out throughout the evening.

[Doggy Styles]

The Four Candles

Obviously this works best if you are in a team of four. Similarly:

The Sick Squid

The Fornick Eight

[Bagpuss]

Fourth Place

Scrambled EggHeads

Varicose Brains

[Board Game Geek]

Crack On, Tutor !

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Dynamo Kev

[malvolio]

We usually go by the name of "Universally Challenged".

[Doggy Styles]

Quiz Team Aguilera

Unfortunately there's now one of those in most quizes.

[gingerjedi]

'I am a tosser' was always ignored by the quiz master.

[gingerjedi]

'Inter Milandra Burrows' was our old team name in the early 90's.

Not sure what she looks like these days mind?