Dynamo Kev
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Crack On, Tutor !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Fourth Place
Scrambled EggHeads
Varicose BrainsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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The Four Candles
Obviously this works best if you are in a team of four. Similarly:
The Sick Squid
The Fornick EightComment
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"The number of W4nks I've had today is..."
Gets funnier as the scores are read out throughout the evening."Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
"See?"Comment
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the porkie piesComment
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Smug arrogant tw@ts.
Great when you win
" and the winners are..."Comment
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team tulipComment
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Inter Yamam
Eton Beavers
Stephen Hawking's three legged race partner
Daniella Westbrook's Left, no wait, only nostril..
are just some of the ones we used... Others we competed against...
Cromwell St Gardeners (only good after the Fred and Rose thing came out...!)
Sofa King
Gin'll Fix It
and, most randomly... "We thought there was a band on tonight"In case of emergency, break dance.Comment
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