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Palm or Duvel for meOriginally posted by Scary View PostWhy would you drink Stella in Belgium? Mine's a Delirium Tremens, cheers.Comment
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It's nice to see I've kicked off a few other threads. So far, as far as I can recall, it's been a pint of Kilkenny, four pints of Guiness, 40ml Jameson, and 200ml of a very decent cabernet sauvignon.
When I got home, my youngest insisted on me watching Police Academy with her - the one in Moscow. It seemed to be very funny.
Now - I'm on water.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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taittinger and now on the abbotOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt's nice to see I've kicked off a few other threads. So far, as far as I can recall, it's been a pint of Kilkenny, four pints of Guiness, 40ml Jameson, and 200ml of a very decent cabernet sauvignon.
When I got home, my youngest insisted on me watching Police Academy with her - the one in Moscow. It seemed to be very funny.
Now - I'm on water.Comment
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It must be wonderful to be a parentOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhen I got home, my youngest insisted on me watching Police Academy with her - the one in Moscow. It seemed to be very funny.
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8 out of 10 sane people who want a life prefer catsOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIt must be wonderful to be a parent
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Don't know about being a parent, but if you want disturbed sleep, worry when they are noisy, worry when they are quiet, cleaning up mess constantly, feeding, and generally constant caregiving, try two 8 week old puppiesOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIt must be wonderful to be a parent
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kittens - no mess just no sleepOriginally posted by DaveB View PostDon't know about being a parent, but if you want disturbed sleep, worry when they are noisy, worry when they are quiet, cleaning up mess constantly, feeding, and generally constant caregiving, try two 8 week old puppies
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