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    #11
    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    yep and tomorrow i get my ar$e served on a plate
    with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


    Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #12
      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
      with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


      Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.
      you gals can drink, sheesh.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        you gals can drink, sheesh.
        Lightweight
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          #14
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


          Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.
          Brandy, bad idea, lovely taste, Frapin in particular is my downfall. I try not to buy it as I will put paid to the bottle in one sitting.

          turns out things weren't too bad after all (despite it taking me 3 hours to get into work this morning)
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            #15
            nnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

            bunch of c***s the lot of them
            We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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              #16
              why do people always skimp on traning during a project and then wonder why it all goes t*ts up????


              just wondering

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                #17
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                why do people always skimp on traning during a project and then wonder why it all goes t*ts up????


                just wondering

                They haven't on this project - and the 1st & 2nd phases have gone in pretty smoothly.

                cojak - Training Lead for current project.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  I'm getting seriously drunk tonight.

                  gone live on both projects and the nightmare of red tape and bloody admin has given me a right old headache
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    I'm getting seriously drunk tonight.

                    gone live on both projects and the nightmare of red tape and bloody admin has given me a right old headache
                    You need to take a leaf out of the Klingon Programmers guide :

                    Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
                    Or

                    What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      You need to take a leaf out of the Klingon Programmers guide :



                      Or


                      if only *sigh* i hate being a pm at this client co
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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