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Leona Lewis given a black eye
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Originally posted by fckvwls View Post...and Paul McCartney - you should swipe at him with a leg of lamb.
In case of emergency, break dance.Comment
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This was obviously engineered by Cowell and Clifford, pay some out of work actor to smack LL for a few hundred quid. Hey presto her and her book is in the front pages. Clever.Comment
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It's great isn't it?
The only two options that garner any belief are that either that this government has run out of cash and has unlocked the nuthouses and allowed the freaks to roam around unhindered, or that this is some cynical stunt to boost profit.
Welcome to UK 2009, where we don't give a tulip but pay you for thinking it.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSimon 'doctor' Cowell anxiously phoned when he heard the news
Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostPhoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!
Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.Comment
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Didn't she already have black eyes?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAccording to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwardsComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAccording to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwardsDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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