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    #11
    Welcome to my world.

    Project no.1 went live tuesday, project no. 2 is currently in the process of going live as we speak (i hope)
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Ask yourself this question, "What would Jesus do?".
      Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.

      Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).

      Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.

        Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).

        Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
        Jesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.

        No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #14
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          HTH
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
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            HTH
            Another 9 of those and you won't able to claim expenses any more :P
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              only if you are billing monthly

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Jesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.

                No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.
                The Messiah!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  The Messiah!
                  He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

                  HTH

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

                    HTH
                    We want a shrubbery!

                    (Wrong film, I know!)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

                      HTH
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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