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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostJesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?Nah mate, he just wants his cut from the money changers! He's already had to throw one lot out!Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostMaybe he just pops in to make sure they're doing it rightLast edited by Churchill; 15 October 2009, 14:44.
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Maybe he just pops in to make sure they're doing it rightOriginally posted by Board Game Geek View PostJesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?
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Jesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?
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Jesus would have walked to church and backOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDespite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.
Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).
Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
Cars are for sinners
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHe's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
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The Messiah!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostJesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.
No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.
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Another 9 of those and you won't able to claim expenses any more :POriginally posted by cojak View Post"Invoice"
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Jesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDespite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.
Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).
Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.
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Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAsk yourself this question, "What would Jesus do?".
Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).
Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
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