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Congrats man, 1st step on a long slippery, happy slope. ;-)
Yeah, offski to Singapore. Have I mentioned that to anyone yet
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostGet it sorted quick mate, there can not be many women out there willing to marry a ball shaving, guyliner wearing, manbag carrying occasional cross dressing uber geek.



Very good. My ego would like to think that it was otherwise, but you're probably right.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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phew, glad you laughed. I seem to remember you having a bit of a hissy fit once when I wrote something like that.Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
Very good. My ego would like to think that it was otherwise, but you're probably right.

All the best mate. Finding the right partner is a wonderful thing.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Hey Xen - get yerself over to the Monkeying Around post - I'm sure the editor could squeeze a little one in...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I thought you were banned. I don't know where I got that idea, but welcome back anywho.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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