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Labour MP swallows urban legend
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Send it to Guido or oldhoborn - they love this sort of stuff.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I know a lot of apparently smart people who fall for this kind of stuff.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It looks like a spoof web site. Especially the last line:
"Mary has also written to Lord Mandelson and Children's Secretary Ed Balls."
At least it wasn't Lord Adonis (what a ******).
If this had appeared a few years ago we'd have said it was made up.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Good idea. Sent to Guido.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostSend it to Guido or oldhoborn - they love this sort of stuff.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I was watching The Wright Stuff* last week - they were all outraged...Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostGood idea. Sent to Guido.
*I know, there's nothing else on at that time of day whilst WFH..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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The Daily Mash has a piece about how children should be raised in the 1950s, but sadly it's not funny enough to be worth providing a link here. No doubt in the 1950s they thought the 1900s were better than the promiscuous 1950s.
Haven't rings been used to signify 'this is my shagging partner so hands off', for millennia? And isn't there some secret code about which finger and which hand in some countries - e.g. left hand means shagging but no long term commitment yet (i.e. engaged but not married). And no ring means you are anybody's?Comment
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Don't christian virgin types wear special "I'm not going to have sex" rings? So just look for somebody not wearing one of those and you're good to go.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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