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    Labour MP swallows urban legend

    Compare this with http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/bracelet.asp.

    Silly bint.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    Send it to Guido or oldhoborn - they love this sort of stuff.
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      #3
      I thought this was a thread about a Labour MP becoming a porn star.

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        #4
        I know a lot of apparently smart people who fall for this kind of stuff.
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          #5
          How come these weren't available when I was at school?

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            #6
            It looks like a spoof web site. Especially the last line:

            "Mary has also written to Lord Mandelson and Children's Secretary Ed Balls."

            At least it wasn't Lord Adonis (what a ******).

            If this had appeared a few years ago we'd have said it was made up.
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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              Send it to Guido or oldhoborn - they love this sort of stuff.
              Good idea. Sent to Guido.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Good idea. Sent to Guido.
                I was watching The Wright Stuff* last week - they were all outraged...




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                  #9
                  The Daily Mash has a piece about how children should be raised in the 1950s, but sadly it's not funny enough to be worth providing a link here. No doubt in the 1950s they thought the 1900s were better than the promiscuous 1950s.

                  Haven't rings been used to signify 'this is my shagging partner so hands off', for millennia? And isn't there some secret code about which finger and which hand in some countries - e.g. left hand means shagging but no long term commitment yet (i.e. engaged but not married). And no ring means you are anybody's?

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                    #10
                    Don't christian virgin types wear special "I'm not going to have sex" rings? So just look for somebody not wearing one of those and you're good to go.
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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