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Xmas Do - where, when, who

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    #61
    One thing for all to note though - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE DIRECTIONS FROM SOCKPUPPET - HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LEFT FROM HIS RIGHT!!!!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #62
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Heels - bad idea, I always end up barefoot with Churchill carrying my shoes
      Fixed that for ya!

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        #63
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        So we should all wear labels with our addresses on (a la Paddington Bear) so we can get home, and bring your own sick bag?
        good idea but i'll not be bringing my sick bag home.

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          #64
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Very good ale in The Mucky Pup, I seem to remember
          Quite - a proper pub as I recall. Worth a revisit.

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            #65
            Continental Europe (German or Holland) as only cool CUK'ers live there
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #66
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              One thing for all to note though - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE DIRECTIONS FROM SOCKPUPPET - HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LEFT FROM HIS RIGHT!!!!
              What's his other job again?

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                #67
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                What's his other job again?


                That's why motorways were invented.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post


                  That's why motorways were invented.
                  and Satnav, although...

                  "In 200 metres turn left." 200 metres later "Please make a U-turn at the next opportunity"

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    I'm madferrit - looks like being my last one ..
                    Good grief, how long did your doctor give you?

                    I can do any day in december.
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                      #70
                      I might as well ask now, cos I know I'll ask on the night...

                      Any change of a Karaoke bar sometime during the evening?
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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