One thing for all to note though - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE DIRECTIONS FROM SOCKPUPPET - HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LEFT FROM HIS RIGHT!!!!
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Bazza gets caught
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Fixed that for ya!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHeels - bad idea, I always end up barefoot with Churchill carrying my shoes
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good idea but i'll not be bringing my sick bag home.Originally posted by Zippy View PostSo we should all wear labels with our addresses on (a la Paddington Bear) so we can get home, and bring your own sick bag?
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Quite - a proper pub as I recall. Worth a revisit.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostVery good ale in The Mucky Pup, I seem to remember
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Continental Europe (German or Holland) as only cool CUK'ers live there
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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What's his other job again?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOne thing for all to note though - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU TAKE DIRECTIONS FROM SOCKPUPPET - HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LEFT FROM HIS RIGHT!!!!
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhat's his other job again?

That's why motorways were invented.Comment
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and Satnav, although...Originally posted by realityhack View Post
That's why motorways were invented.
"In 200 metres turn left." 200 metres later "Please make a U-turn at the next opportunity"Comment
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I might as well ask now, cos I know I'll ask on the night...
Any change of a Karaoke bar sometime during the evening?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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