The Power of Christianity

[Captain Jack]

Where's Spartacus?

I'm Spartacus!

[Reverend Lovejoy]

"Chico, have you thought about one of the other major religions, they're all pretty much the same."

[Chico]

Ttfn

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well I wasnt struck by lightning after all and heaven did not fall.

So there we have it.

No God.

Not a sausage.

So free of any Theological contraints, enjoy the rest of your life.

Get in there people ...

[Captain Jack]

Ttfn

Chico, fancy going for a coffee? Maybe have something to eat and go on to club later?

[Mordac]

Fallen for the God hating atheist agenda mordac? Thankfully due to the church schools I attended (both primary and Boarding) that was never going to happen to me!!!

I'm glad to see you had a balanced and non-biased education. And just because I don't share your view of the world, why do you assume I'm God-hating? I prefer to think of myself as a free thinker, not an easily led simpleton. Takes all sorts though.

[hyperD]

Ttfn

I know why you're here, Chico. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Chico. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

[Ned Flanders]

Knock knock Chico.

[Captain Jack]

Chico, fancy going for a coffee? Maybe have something to eat and go on to club later?

Awww, come on Chico. If that sounds too racy for you perhaps we could go to the next Skeptics in the Pub meeting? Nice and friendly, like, we could just see how it goes.

[luke warm]

Well I wasnt struck by lightning after all and heaven did not fall.

So there we have it.

No God.

Not a sausage.

So free of any Theological contraints, enjoy the rest of your life.

Get in there people ...

No he/she/it just couldn't be bothered with non-believers. After all if you were omnipotent would you really spend even the miniscule effort required to build up a lightning bolt just to show you existed. Naa much better to wait till you're not looking and strike you down in a really nasty way...