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I wouldn't log on next Thursday, if I were you. The CUK ladies are going for a curry and I'm sure chutney spoons will be discussed a lot.Originally posted by SuperZ View PostWhat`s this all about. This place is corrupting my sweet innocent mind, I`ve only just worked out what the chutney spoon thing is all about.
Is the maker of Pot Noodles going to pay someone to eat them allday or somefink?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by weemster View PostAn 'apprentice' postmanLooking for accelerated development? Why not consider the Royal Mail Apprentice Scheme.
Are these examples of the apprenticeships that the government claims to have created? FFS
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Happy Xmas Cyberman
Was myself intrigued by the term "chutney spoon" and found this gem.
linkyGIFT SUGGESTIONS:
Attach a tag explaining uses, storage and use-by date - 2 months after making. Add a chutney spoon and tie with a ribbon. Pack in a box lined with tissue paper and decorate with a ribbon.
I think the ribbon is a nice touch. Not sure if gift wrapping chutney spoon would really be a worthwhile way of subsidising bench time though...Comment
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I think this kind of hate speech should be made criminal. I've noticed it a few times over the past year, in various places. As soon as anyone makes any contradictory statement, the poster starts talking about "haters". Personally, I think they're obviously paranoids and hysterics. Hence the expression "Mad as a Hater".Originally posted by DRBO View PostTo all the haters...I never said in my post that you would earn millions...I am a contractor too. This is only for 'income on the side' or 'residual income'...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Remember to lick the spoon before and after putting it in the pot.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI wouldn't log on next Thursday, if I were you. The CUK ladies are going for a curry and I'm sure chutney spoons will be discussed a lot.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Good career progressionOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostAn 'apprentice' postman
Are these examples of the apprenticeships that the government claims to have created? FFS

Spend most of your time on strike
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