There seems to be a gaggle (at least 10) of young air stewardesses (possibly trainees) below my hotel room. Hopefully they'll quieten down before I tuck up for the night
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Do I need to spell this out? FFS.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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And you're posting here because??????Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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I'm a sad old buggerOriginally posted by MrMark View Post
Actually doing some work while watching the German footie - cup qualification games (Köln 3 - Wolfsburg 2, Frankfurt 5 - Aachen 2) and following the Carling Cup on the I'net. Also looking out the window I am definitely old enough to be their father 
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI'm a sad old bugger Actually doing some work while watching the German footie - cup qualification games (Köln 3 - Wolfsburg 2, Frankfurt 5 - Aachen 2) and following the Carling Cup on the I'net. Also looking out the window I am definitely old enough to be their father 
go on. Are they bad girls? Do they need to be punished. 
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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suityou02 says women tend to like the older more mature geek. I'm right in there I am.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Being Lancastrian I have fixed that for you.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Tuck away my friend - you will sleep better and the girls will be none the wiser.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Well it was tempting to go down to the bar but didn't. However, it did remind of some banter that Jackie Lynton once came out with between songs at a gig. He was telling the story of taking a flight when the stewardess bent over in front of him and he recalled seeing a film called 'Stewardesses Bending Over.' Anyway, this one had a small hole at the top of her stockings so what did he do? As any red blooded man would do he stuck his finger in it which basically much ended his flight.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Ah, I was wondering what "putting trousers back on" in the thread title was referring to.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostComment
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