Reply to: Trousers back on

[weemster]

If he did it by the window he could have lobbed it on them and then used the curtains for their other use!

Now that reminds me of an old joke.....about the couple watching the band
and suddenly both getting a bit fruity........

[BoredBloke]

obviously after a bit pot noodling

If he did it by the window he could have lobbed it on them and then used the curtains for their other use!

[Andy2]

Ah, I was wondering what "putting trousers back on" in the thread title was referring to.

obviously after a bit pot noodling

[darmstadt]

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

Apologies maybe next week I shall continue in the ancient and honorable tradition of when contractors staying away from home. I do like the 'young man' bit though

[TimberWolf]

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

Yes, he has let the team down.

[stingman123]

Well it was tempting to go down to the bar but didn't. However, it did remind of some banter that Jackie Lynton once came out with between songs at a gig. He was telling the story of taking a flight when the stewardess bent over in front of him and he recalled seeing a film called 'Stewardesses Bending Over.' Anyway, this one had a small hole at the top of her stockings so what did he do? As any red blooded man would do he stuck his finger in it which basically much ended his flight.

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

[TimberWolf]

Well it was tempting to go down to the bar but didn't.

Ah, I was wondering what "putting trousers back on" in the thread title was referring to.

[darmstadt]

Well it was tempting to go down to the bar but didn't. However, it did remind of some banter that Jackie Lynton once came out with between songs at a gig. He was telling the story of taking a flight when the stewardess bent over in front of him and he recalled seeing a film called 'Stewardesses Bending Over.' Anyway, this one had a small hole at the top of her stockings so what did he do? As any red blooded man would do he stuck his finger in it which basically much ended his flight.

[ThomasSoerensen]

There seems to be a gaggle (at least 10) of young air stewardesses (possibly trainees) below my hotel room. Hopefully they'll quieten down before I tuck up for the night

Tuck away my friend - you will sleep better and the girls will be none the wiser.

[The Lone Gunman]

following the Carling Cup on t'internet

Being Lancastrian I have fixed that for you.

[suityou01]

suityou02 says women tend to like the older more mature geek. I'm right in there I am.

[suityou01]

I'm a sad old bugger Actually doing some work while watching the German footie - cup qualification games (Köln 3 - Wolfsburg 2, Frankfurt 5 - Aachen 2) and following the Carling Cup on the I'net. Also looking out the window I am definitely old enough to be their father

go on. Are they bad girls? Do they need to be punished.

[darmstadt]

And you're posting here because??????

I'm a sad old bugger Actually doing some work while watching the German footie - cup qualification games (Köln 3 - Wolfsburg 2, Frankfurt 5 - Aachen 2) and following the Carling Cup on the I'net. Also looking out the window I am definitely old enough to be their father

[MrMark]

There seems to be a gaggle (at least 10) of young air stewardesses (possibly trainees) below my hotel room. Hopefully they'll quieten down before I tuck up for the night

And you're posting here because??????

[suityou01]

There seems to be a gaggle (at least 10) of young air stewardesses (possibly trainees) below my hotel room. Hopefully they'll quieten down before I tuck up for the night

Do I need to spell this out? FFS.