Trousers back on

[stingman123]

Well it was tempting to go down to the bar but didn't. However, it did remind of some banter that Jackie Lynton once came out with between songs at a gig. He was telling the story of taking a flight when the stewardess bent over in front of him and he recalled seeing a film called 'Stewardesses Bending Over.' Anyway, this one had a small hole at the top of her stockings so what did he do? As any red blooded man would do he stuck his finger in it which basically much ended his flight.

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

[TimberWolf]

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

Yes, he has let the team down.

[darmstadt]

very dissapointed in you young man, a bottle of wine and you would've been sorted

Apologies maybe next week I shall continue in the ancient and honorable tradition of when contractors staying away from home. I do like the 'young man' bit though

[Andy2]

Ah, I was wondering what "putting trousers back on" in the thread title was referring to.

obviously after a bit pot noodling

[BoredBloke]

obviously after a bit pot noodling

If he did it by the window he could have lobbed it on them and then used the curtains for their other use!

[weemster]

If he did it by the window he could have lobbed it on them and then used the curtains for their other use!

Now that reminds me of an old joke.....about the couple watching the band
and suddenly both getting a bit fruity........