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    Has anyone seen the DVD remote? It was here a minute ago

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Has anyone seen the DVD remote? It was here a minute ago

    Sorry, I have it here.

    I had a bit of trouble with my food replicator and a remote came out. Did you find my dinner?
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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Sorry, I have it here.

      I had a bit of trouble with my food replicator and a remote came out. Did you find my dinner?
      The remote is normally under my left cheek. No, wait, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhh. I'm sitting in a luke warm bombay badboy.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Has anyone seen the DVD remote? It was here a minute ago

        It's where you last put it.

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          #5
          My six year old swears blind he's not touched it.
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            #6
            You binned it when you upgraded to Blu-Ray.

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              #7
              Did you accidentally tidy it into the bin, like I did with our dinner the other day? My wife won't let me retrieve it from the wheelie, even though it's in airtight containers (jars).
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Did you accidentally tidy it into the bin, like I did with our dinner the other day? My wife won't let me retrieve it from the wheelie, even though it's in airtight containers (jars).
                You accidently put it into a jar and then binned it?
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                  #9
                  Oh, I get what you are saying now - I'm too tired - off to bed for me!
                  Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

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