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[suityou01]

Well at the moment we have one team member doing all roles!! Processes are quite immature and the potential team is quite inexperienced.
Fantastic recipe for success?

Ahaaaaaaaaah. You are my PM and I claim my five free bitch slaps.

[cojak]

<fans SY01 with a wet lettuce>

[suityou01]

<fans SY01 with a wet lettuce>

would post a 'back in 5 mins' but I'm better than that

[Monster Munch]

Ahaaaaaaaaah. You are my PM and I claim my five free bitch slaps.

Well you got me. Fairs fair.
When you see me next, give me a swift slap to the back of my head, particularly if I'm not expecting it. I deserve it.

[thunderlizard]

a single person

i.e. not a married person.

<pedantic>
<clear-throat />
By the way there has been some horrific abuse of joke XML tags on this thread. Joke XML tag names cannot contain whitespace, and must be closed by a matching tag, or it's just not funny.
</pedantic>

[Drewster]

<desperately looks for joke in Drewster's post>
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<fails>

Ouch! Get her...........