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Just been over to http://www.downarchive.com/ to see if there's any software worth snaffling, but it's mostly rubbish.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
I mean who in their right mind would use a bootleg virus checker?
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Yaaar me hearties this landmark day had slipped me mind, blast me eyes!!!!
This swab puts it well:-
Now, which thieving fo'c'sle rat has hidden me grog?Why do we need an International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Make no mistake. We do. But it's a little hard to articulate why, especially when you've made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley.Comment
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Fixed that for you.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostYaaar me hearties this landmark day had slipped me mind, blast me eyepatch!!!!
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Aaarrr. And don't ee knock it all back at once, young TykeMerc me lad or ye'll feel the sharp end of me cutlass.Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
Now, which thieving fo'c'sle rat has hidden me grog?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Shiver me timbers.
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Something we call the five 'A's. We call 'em that becase there's five of 'em and they all begin with the letter 'A'
Aye, I've been seeing documentation that be going like that.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Oi be talkin' like a pirate on me Facebook page today 'nall...
Scrub me bottom fer barnacles!!!!!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Form an orderly queue ye landlubbers!Originally posted by cojak View PostScrub me bottom fer barnacles!!!!!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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