Aaarr!

[MPwannadecentincome]

Oi be talkin' like a pirate on me Facebook page today 'nall...

I tried that last week, got very tired of it within 12 hours.

[hyperD]

Yo ho yo ho!

My favourite Disneyland ride:

Pirates of the Caribbean Ride

[voodooflux]

Avast!

No, not the anti-virus...

[Zippy]

Scrub me bottom fer barnacles!!!!!

Form an orderly queue ye landlubbers!

[cojak]

Oi be talkin' like a pirate on me Facebook page today 'nall...

Scrub me bottom fer barnacles!!!!!

[moorfield]

Thar she blows.

Hang 'im from the yardarm.

etc.

Ahoy!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Something we call the five 'A's. We call 'em that becase there's five of 'em and they all begin with the letter 'A'

Aye, I've been seeing documentation that be going like that.

[norrahe]

yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

Shiver me timbers.

yaaaar

[Zippy]

Now, which thieving fo'c'sle rat has hidden me grog?

Aaarrr. And don't ee knock it all back at once, young TykeMerc me lad or ye'll feel the sharp end of me cutlass.

[Menelaus]

Yaaar me hearties this landmark day had slipped me mind, blast me eyepatch!!!!

Fixed that for you.

HTH

[TykeMerc]

Yaaar me hearties this landmark day had slipped me mind, blast me eyes!!!!

This swab puts it well:-

Why do we need an International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Make no mistake. We do. But it's a little hard to articulate why, especially when you've made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley.

Now, which thieving fo'c'sle rat has hidden me grog?

[OwlHoot]

Have we done this? 19 September is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Belay there, me hearties!

Just been over to http://www.downarchive.com/ to see if there's any software worth snaffling, but it's mostly rubbish.

I mean who in their right mind would use a bootleg virus checker?

[Doggy Styles]

Have we done this? 19 September is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Belay there, me hearties!