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You'd better throw some pepper over your left shoulder and sacrifice a puppy to the gods to improve your chances.Hard Brexit now!
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Translation pleaseOriginally posted by SantaClaus View PostI bought the FTSE 5040 one-touch binary at around a price of 12, which means I profit about 9x my original stake if that level gets hit.
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If the FTSE falls to 5040 or lower at any point in the day (today), even for 1 second, Santa wins 9x his "bet" otherwise he loses.Originally posted by Andy2 View PostTranslation please
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The market was obviously expecting worse figures.Originally posted by Andy2 View Postunemployment rises to 10.2% and the market is not crashing
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Plus the printing presses would have been turned to gas mark 8.Comment
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It means that rates are not going up anytime soon. Loadacheapmoney - fillyaboots.Originally posted by Andy2 View Postunemployment rises to 10.2% and the market is not crashing
madnessHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Close (got within 40 points), but no cigar!Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou'd better throw some pepper over your left shoulder and sacrifice a puppy to the gods to improve your chances.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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Did Santa win then?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIf the FTSE falls to 5040 or lower at any point in the day (today), even for 1 second, Santa wins 9x his "bet" otherwise he loses.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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