HELP! I've got hiccups

**norrahe** · 14 September 2009, 14:28

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

and they seem very reluctant to go away - any advice?

BOO!

has that helped?

**Zippy** · 14 September 2009, 14:30

Hold your breath, shove your fists up into your diaphragm really hard (the one below your lungs

) and continue to hold. If you really need to breathe do it quickly and don't remove your fist(s).

Repeat as necessary.

**The Lone Gunman** · 14 September 2009, 14:30

I understand vodka is to be banned from sale in the UK.

That should frighten you enough.

**BrilloPad** · 14 September 2009, 14:30

Originally posted by Pogle View Post

and they seem very reluctant to go away - any advice?

You are pregnant. Cyberman is the father.

HTH

**Zippy** · 14 September 2009, 14:31

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You are pregnant. Cyberman is the father.

HTH

Oh yeah - hysterical laughter is quite effective.

**Pogle** · 14 September 2009, 14:34

Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Hold your breath, shove your fists up into your diaphragm really hard (the one below your lungs

) and continue to hold. If you really need to breathe do it quickly and don't remove your fist(s).

Repeat as necessary.

<SNIP YOU POTTY MOUTH> BRILLIANT - that worked immediately, I am SOOOO impressed.The milky bars are on me on Thursday

**Pogle** · 14 September 2009, 14:35

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

You are pregnant. Cyberman is the father.

HTH

Hmm cyberpogle - It'll never catch on....

**DS23** · 14 September 2009, 14:36

blimey. respect to tlg!

**Pogle** · 14 September 2009, 14:37

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I understand vodka is to be banned from sale in the UK.

That should frighten you enough.

For 10 seconds my liver was happy

HELP! I've got hiccups