HELP! I've got hiccups

[Zippy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup

" Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs.[7]"

That sounds interesting, but you need remedies that can be tried at your desk ...

[The Lone Gunman]

That sounds interesting, but you need remedies that can be tried at your desk ...

Surely your client can not object to a known medical procedure for a life threatening ailment?

[ferret]

Sorry - can i plead that my mind was temporarily deranged due to the fact that I'd spent the last 10 mins making loud squeeking noises every 30 seconds.( and not in a good way)

I am normally quite a well behaved rodent - sorry mods, would you like a slice of my cake? - Its got icing sugar guinea pigs on it?

Bribery is an additional infraction

[Zippy]

Surely your client can not object to a known medical procedure for a life threatening ailment?

I bet the (permie) first-aider doesn't know that one

[DS23]

That all depends who has the hiccups doesnt it?

true, true.

[Zippy]

Bribery is an additional infraction

Fancy a pint?

[Pogle]

Fancy a pint?

Or two???

[Mich the Tester]

and they seem very reluctant to go away - any advice?

Bend over and touch your toes and drink a glass of water while you're at it.

[d000hg]

Bend over and touch your toes and drink a glass of water while you're at it.

I guess that would make it easier. What's the water for?

[d000hg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup

" Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs.[7]"

Next time the hot receptionist is complaining of hiccups you can vault over your desk and come to the rescue.