HELP! I've got hiccups

[The Lone Gunman]

<snip> BRILLIANT - that worked immediately, I am SOOOO impressed.The milky bars are on me on Thursday

Expect a yellow card for that one!

[Zippy]

<snip> BRILLIANT - that worked immediately, I am SOOOO impressed.The milky bars are on me on Thursday

[Zippy]

Actually Pogle - could I have a Twix?

[Pogle]

Expect a yellow card for that one!

Sorry - can i plead that my mind was temporarily deranged due to the fact that I'd spent the last 10 mins making loud squeeking noises every 30 seconds.( and not in a good way)

I am normally quite a well behaved rodent - sorry mods, would you like a slice of my cake? - Its got icing sugar guinea pigs on it?

[Pogle]

Actually Pogle - could I have a Twix?

They do giant chocolate fingers now you know, you have to grip them with both hands at the base and slowly lick all the chocolate off.

[Zippy]

Ahem. Taxi?

[The Lone Gunman]

They do giant chocolate fingers now you know, you have to grip them with both hands at the base and slowly lick all the chocolate off.

Back in 5............................

[Paddy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccup

" Digital rectal massage has been recommended as a remedy that causes immediate cessation of hiccups and which should be tried before resorting to drugs.[7]"

[DS23]

i think i'd go straight to orally ingesting drugs before massaging them up the rectal passage (assuming the digit option failed)

[The Lone Gunman]

i think i'd go straight to orally ingesting drugs before massaging them up the rectal passage (assuming the digit option failed)

That all depends who has the hiccups doesnt it?