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[MPwannadecentincome]

its like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh

[DiscoStu]

Not in the list of active users on the front page.....

I'm stealthy, like Andyw.

[BrilloPad]

its like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh

gang bang

[Clippy]

Maybe some people are using invisible mode?

[Zippy]

gang bang

Just run me through the offside rule on that one ...

[chef]

I'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..

Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..

However, if they do then

You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?

Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?

Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.

<spits in the palm of his hand>

See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.

[DiscoStu]

I'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..

Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..

However, if they do then

You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?

Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?

Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.

<spits in the palm of his hand>

See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.

[rsingh]

Currently Active Users: 434

(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!

They're dreaming up sockpuppets.

[MPwannadecentincome]

(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!

Haven't you noticed that most of these people are...

Hi, have been browsing these forums for a few months and finally getting round to posting.