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MPwannadecentincome replied

8 September 2009, 22:34
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!

Haven't you noticed that most of these people are...

Originally posted by kamikz View Post

Hi, have been browsing these forums for a few months and finally getting round to posting.
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rsingh replied

8 September 2009, 16:16
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Currently Active Users: 434

(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!

They're dreaming up sockpuppets.
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DiscoStu replied

8 September 2009, 14:37
Originally posted by chef View Post

I'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..

Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..

However, if they do then

You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?

Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?

Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.

<spits in the palm of his hand>

See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.
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chef replied

8 September 2009, 14:34
I'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..

Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..

However, if they do then

You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?

Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?

Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.

<spits in the palm of his hand>

See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.
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Zippy replied

8 September 2009, 14:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

gang bang

Just run me through the offside rule on that one ...
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Clippy replied

8 September 2009, 14:25
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Maybe some people are using invisible mode?
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BrilloPad replied

8 September 2009, 14:12
Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post

its like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh

gang bang
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DiscoStu replied

8 September 2009, 14:11
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Not in the list of active users on the front page.....

I'm stealthy, like Andyw.
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MPwannadecentincome replied

8 September 2009, 14:10
its like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh
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BrilloPad replied

8 September 2009, 14:07
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

But we can see you

Not in the list of active users on the front page.....
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SallyAnne replied

8 September 2009, 14:04
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

But we can see you
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DiscoStu replied

8 September 2009, 14:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Maybe some people are using invisible mode?
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bogeyman replied

8 September 2009, 14:02
I suspect most people just browse the forum without logging in.

I only log in if I want to post.
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BrilloPad replied

8 September 2009, 13:59
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Currently Active Users: 434

79 members and 355 guests!!

WTF?!!!

(A) How are there only 79 members online?!!! That is stupidly low!! Where is everybody?!

(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!

If you get rid of all the SP's, there's probaly only me, a couple of geeks and 355 HMRC representatives and agents hanging around sniffing for leads?!

RIP CUK

Maybe some people are using invisible mode?
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SallyAnne replied

8 September 2009, 13:41
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I hope not because those on the bench are too down in the dumps to post.

Are there still so many on the bench OH?

I've not been on here as much lately myself really, so I've not kept up. But it seemed to me that more and more people were finding work?
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