its like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot in the list of active users on the front page.....ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postits like a football / cricket match - a few players and lots of spectators having a laugh
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
gang bang+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..
Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..
However, if they do then
You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?
Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?
Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.
<spits in the palm of his hand>
See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by chef View PostI'm here, I'm always logged in whenever I am here, I am working though..
Do you really think HMRC have enough free time on there hands to actually lurk here for leads on possible prosecutions ?? I don't think so..
However, if they do then
You see a piece of old crust, with like blue mould all over it?
Er, that's got a bit wet in the corner?
Yes, yes that's right and very stale and hard and it smells very bad because it is off. That's your dinner, that is. That's what you have at Christmas. That's your special birthday meal.
<spits in the palm of his hand>
See that bit of flob? that's your swimming pool that is. Oh look, there's your mum.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostCurrently Active Users: 434
(B) Why are there 355 people lurkling in the background without a login?!!Comment
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This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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