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My erection this afternoon
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostOf a spanking new shed.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Good night out SA?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Wn you say "spanking new shed", do you mean a shed for spanking ?
I know a few shops who can help you with fit out.
Quality Control : Because Quality Always Leaves Its Mark (NSFW!!!!)Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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If it has lecky and you are not a veggie.
Buy a great big chest freezer then find a farm that has an associated butcher (usually a family concern) and buy a quarter of a cow, half a pig and a couple of lambs.
You will live like a king for a year for about £400
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EO posted : couple of lambs.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostDoesn't their wool prevent them from deep freezing ?
But you take a hostage, order them to strip off then make them hop in
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostSo I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?
I was following a mate's example - he installed wired internet, flat-screen TV connected to a windows media center PC for 'pumping' & pumping iron."take me to your leader"Comment
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before you put in anything make sure you have good protection against
the elements, especially as winter is coming soon, a good lube of ronseal
should sort out any issues, otherwise you'll have a hard time with woodwormComment
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