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My erection this afternoon

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    #21
    20'*10' train set.







    (OK, like mine, there I'm out)

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      #22
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

      I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

      So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?
      Obviously this is a temporary erection otherwise you would need permission from the council to sustain a permanent erection.

      Your erection seems not unusually tall nor does it have a firm base.

      Have you asked the neighbours if they object to you having an erection in the back garden.

      Does it satisfy your partner’s needs? If not you may consider options to expand the width rather than height.

      Is it the appropriate part of the garden? You may decide that you want to have your erection in a sunnier part of the garden.

      Have you thought about age. In time it may wilt and you would need to reinforce your erection with wooden splints or even a strong post.

      In time it may leak water and that could be an embarrassment. Keep a bucket ready for the occasional leak.

      And finally, be careful of bugs, if you have bugs try a proprietary remedy of even prevent them by using a plastic cover.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #23
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

        I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

        So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?
        I suggest using it as a sauna.

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          #24
          Or look in:-

          http://www.uk-rec-sheds.org.uk/

          or:-

          http://www.readersheds.co.uk/
          Last edited by RSoles; 7 September 2009, 17:40.

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            #25
            I cant believe we're still talking about Doggy's erection!!!

            Is it really that good?!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #26
              I know where you can get a custom sized pool table.
              They even make em for outdoor use.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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