Reply to: My erection this afternoon

[The Lone Gunman]

I know where you can get a custom sized pool table.
They even make em for outdoor use.

[SallyAnne]

I cant believe we're still talking about Doggy's erection!!!

Is it really that good?!

[RSoles]

Or look in:-

http://www.uk-rec-sheds.org.uk/

or:-

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/

[BrilloPad]

Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?

I suggest using it as a sauna.

[Paddy]

Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?

Obviously this is a temporary erection otherwise you would need permission from the council to sustain a permanent erection.

Your erection seems not unusually tall nor does it have a firm base.

Have you asked the neighbours if they object to you having an erection in the back garden.

Does it satisfy your partner’s needs? If not you may consider options to expand the width rather than height.

Is it the appropriate part of the garden? You may decide that you want to have your erection in a sunnier part of the garden.

Have you thought about age. In time it may wilt and you would need to reinforce your erection with wooden splints or even a strong post.

In time it may leak water and that could be an embarrassment. Keep a bucket ready for the occasional leak.

And finally, be careful of bugs, if you have bugs try a proprietary remedy of even prevent them by using a plastic cover.

[RSoles]

20'*10' train set.







(OK, like mine, there I'm out)

[Bright Spark]

before you put in anything make sure you have good protection against
the elements, especially as winter is coming soon, a good lube of ronseal
should sort out any issues, otherwise you'll have a hard time with woodworm

[Grinder]

So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?

I set up a home gym in my 4m x 3m summer house. That way all the unused equipment is at least out of sight and not using up a decent room inside the house.

I was following a mate's example - he installed wired internet, flat-screen TV connected to a windows media center PC for 'pumping' & pumping iron.

[EternalOptimist]

Doesn't their wool prevent them from deep freezing ?

ordinarily, yes.
But you take a hostage, order them to strip off then make them hop in

[Board Game Geek]

EO posted : couple of lambs.

Doesn't their wool prevent them from deep freezing ?

[EternalOptimist]

If it has lecky and you are not a veggie.
Buy a great big chest freezer then find a farm that has an associated butcher (usually a family concern) and buy a quarter of a cow, half a pig and a couple of lambs.
You will live like a king for a year for about £400

[Board Game Geek]

Wn you say "spanking new shed", do you mean a shed for spanking ?

I know a few shops who can help you with fit out.

Quality Control : Because Quality Always Leaves Its Mark (NSFW!!!!)

[Halo Jones]

Pot Noodle storage

[Zippy]

Good night out SA?

[SallyAnne]

Of a spanking new shed.

What a disappointment!!