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My erection this afternoon

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    My erection this afternoon

    Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

    I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

    So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?

    #2
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Of a spanking new shed. It's 20 x 10 feet, reasonably big.

    I was going to dump all the stuff from the garage in it so I can put the car away, but it seems such a waste of a cracking good room.

    So I need some ideas - what should I use it for instead?
    Pool table and a bar area?

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      #3
      does it have lecky ?
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        does it have lecky ?
        It will have, I've got to plumb it in.

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          #5
          Is it a megashed?
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            It will have, I've got to plumb it in.

            are you vegetarian ?
            Last edited by EternalOptimist; 2 September 2009, 20:11.
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              I have an erection in the back garden for my daughter. Took me 3 days to get it up but she loved it once it was ready for action.

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                #8
                Bah! mine are only 8x6 but I do have two. You can't put decent tools in sheds anyway, they go rusty.

                Dead bodies? prostitutes?
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                  what should I use it for?
                  I believe this was recently covered in some detail.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Make sure you put up some curtains for you to crust.

                    HTH
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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