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Jumped up middle managers

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    #11
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    (6) Without any actual evidence, people start to assume you play golf
    This is actually true. I even get invited by rec agents these days

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      #12
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      (6) Without any actual evidence, people start to assume you play golf
      Thin end of the wedge that. Next they start to assume what your political views are and what kind of films/books/tv/holidays you like.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #13
        I went into middle management for a while. Now I get my hands dirty regularly for considerably higher income, no politics, less stress and more holidays.

        Middle management is fine if your boss is on your side. But woe betide you if he should leave and someone who you don't get on with ( or is tasked with reducing headcount) is suddenty managing you. Then you've no hard skills to fall back on, and middle managers are two-a-penny.

        The best places to be are just before the management level, or senior management, where you can easily switch into another senior role.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #14
          Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
          I used to despise them as a contractor. Now I fear I am turning into one since going permie. So far the following characteristics have me worried:

          1) I no longer do any 'real' hands-on work
          2) I am a great delegator and often get the credit for my teams efforts
          3) I spend a lot of time in pointless meetings
          4) I am filled with my own sense of self importance (to be fair that was true during my contracting days)
          5) I have managed to build myself a nice little empire

          Am I middle-management scum? What other signs do I need to look out for?

          The other signs to look out for are:

          6) You change things just for the sake of change
          7) You agree to stupid things just because it enhances your bonus

          This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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            #15
            Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
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            7) You agree to stupid things just because it enhances your bonus...
            One senior manager need to save a million on his budget, so that he could meet his targets and get his bonus. So he changed the bonus system for his department, so that the expected amount was suddenly halved.

            Unfortunately the bonus system was in place for staff retention. So all the good people started looking for, and getting, new jobs.

            His bonus? £50,000. A couple of years later, with his departmental performance way down, he was unemployed.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              As long as you are able to view a fiver increase in your bonus as more important than staff morale you will get along just fine.

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