I used to go out with this bird right. Every situation we found ourselves in, every emotional up or down, every tiny little insignificant meaningless pitiful microscopic pathetic little incident was addressed by a country and western song.
Everything.
If we had a row and it was me being an @rshole, she would play 'Stand by your man' sixteen times on the trot at full blast'
If she had a bad day at work, it was '9 to 5'
If the kids were playing up it was 'no charge'
I heard 'Sorry' on the radio the other day and it all came back to me. I wanted to smash that radio to little bits
Everything.
If we had a row and it was me being an @rshole, she would play 'Stand by your man' sixteen times on the trot at full blast'
If she had a bad day at work, it was '9 to 5'
If the kids were playing up it was 'no charge'
I heard 'Sorry' on the radio the other day and it all came back to me. I wanted to smash that radio to little bits
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