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    #21
    but would they ever get all the way across europe without somone launching a load of nukes? Probably by the time they had got across germany France would have either a) surrendered b) launched its nukes. If not I suspect the US would and if they didnt the UK would if they thought a ground invasion was coming.

    Probably 1/2 the reason it never happened - because the other side could just press a button and it was game over for everyone.

    Also why bother to invade if they nuke the place? just let it rot/radiate.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Toastiness View Post
      The russians signed a 'Peace treaty' with Berwick on Tweed in 1954, 200 years after the Crimean war started.
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        #23
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post
        Incredible
        You think that incredible?

        Then I take it you are not a child of the bomb?
        What RC said.

        In the Seventies my Dad - a local government officer at that time - was sent to an RAF base for a Top Secret training course.

        It turned out to be all about the stuff that was later made public as "Protect and Survive". You know the kind of thing: lean doors against the outer wall of the cupboard under the stairs, pile earth from the garden against it, then all sit in there crapping and pissing in one bucket for the next three weeks. If somebody dies, wrap them in a blanket and chuck them in the garden for later disposal.

        That was life in the Cold War; of course governments made their plans.

        The Soviets would have been remiss if they hadn't had detailed plans for the occupation of Manchester, and other cities whose maps aren't included in the exhibition prompting that particular press release (which was, IMHO, much better reported in The Grauniad). Our military establishment doubtless still has maps advising on the best routes for the invasion of such places as Moscow and Minsk, tucked away in a storeroom somewhere in case they're ever needed.

        So, Fascinating: yes. Incredible: not really.

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          #24
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          What RC said.

          In the Seventies my Dad - a local government officer at that time - was sent to an RAF base for a Top Secret training course.

          It turned out to be all about the stuff that was later made public as "Protect and Survive". You know the kind of thing: lean doors against the outer wall of the cupboard under the stairs, pile earth from the garden against it, then all sit in there crapping and pissing in one bucket for the next three weeks. If somebody dies, wrap them in a blanket and chuck them in the garden for later disposal.

          That was life in the Cold War; of course governments made their plans.

          The Soviets would have been remiss if they hadn't had detailed plans for the occupation of Manchester, and other cities whose maps aren't included in the exhibition prompting that particular press release (which was, IMHO, much better reported in The Grauniad). Our military establishment doubtless still has maps advising on the best routes for the invasion of such places as Moscow and Minsk, tucked away in a storeroom somewhere in case they're ever needed.

          So, Fascinating: yes. Incredible: not really.
          I spent the first 4 years of my life living in a Police House attached to the local nick.

          There was an early warning receiver in the station that apparently I was fascinated by. If the <beep><beep><beep> ever changed to a continuous tone then that was it!
          Last edited by Churchill; 28 August 2009, 07:00.

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            #25
            I note that there were no plans to attack Glasgow.

            Which was just as well, because they wouldn't have stood for any nonsense up there at all.

            I suspect the Ruskies knew this and realised that it'd be suicide.

            Shame they never planned to take Harlow though.

            Even the local residents would've chipped in and offered to help.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #26
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              What RC said.

              In the Seventies my Dad - a local government officer at that time - was sent to an RAF base for a Top Secret training course.

              It turned out to be all about the stuff that was later made public as "Protect and Survive". You know the kind of thing: lean doors against the outer wall of the cupboard under the stairs, pile earth from the garden against it, then all sit in there crapping and pissing in one bucket for the next three weeks. If somebody dies, wrap them in a blanket and chuck them in the garden for later disposal.

              That was life in the Cold War; of course governments made their plans.

              The Soviets would have been remiss if they hadn't had detailed plans for the occupation of Manchester, and other cities whose maps aren't included in the exhibition prompting that particular press release (which was, IMHO, much better reported in The Grauniad). Our military establishment doubtless still has maps advising on the best routes for the invasion of such places as Moscow and Minsk, tucked away in a storeroom somewhere in case they're ever needed.

              So, Fascinating: yes. Incredible: not really.
              I knew a local government officer who was in the Civil Defence. Not something you ever heard about, but it was there and no doubt still is in one form or other.

              Do you remember When the Wind Blows? It was a satirical novel (cartoon style) about what happened if you followed the official guidelines.

              One day during Jimmy Carter's presidency I was on my way to work when the Beeb announced a sudden escalation in the nuclear stakes. Turning around and heading for the hills seriously crossed my mind.

              Yes it was very real.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #27
                The threat of instant vaporisation when growing up in the 70s-80s provided a great sense of perspective. No wonder that generation spent all their money on camcorders and blu-ray instead of pensions.

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                  #28
                  The Russians would never have left them with no choice - Salami Tactics:

                  The Grand Design - Yes Prime Minister

                  The Chief Scientific Adviser asserts that if the Russians would to try anything, it would be salami tactics (slice by slice). Jim soon realises that he would only push the nuclear button if he were given no choice. But because of the Russians using salami tactics, he will probably never push the nuclear button.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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