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    #21
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Yes, the North and South downs are flat
    Everyone knows that going North to South is downhill, it's going South to North that is hard work
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Everyone knows that going North to South is downhill, it's going South to North that is hard work
      And you should cycle from East to West so the sun's gravity helps pull you along.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #23
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        And you should cycle from East to West so the sun's gravity helps pull you along.
        Exactly!
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #24
          What did I do...I can't remember...Oh yes. Cleaned the outside of my conservatory. Cleaned out the gutters and then did some minor repair work on my 1972 Morris 1800. Watched a bit of Bore F1 and cheered on the boys in the final overs of the Ashes!
          McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
          Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #25
            U2 concert - Fantastic

            Even managed to miss out on the preaching bit by going to the bar!

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              #26
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Everyone knows that going North to South is downhill, it's going South to North that is hard work
              According to my granny, she went up to London while we went down to it. I never quite worked that one out as a nipper.

              Pure snobbishness of course.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #27
                Lost two tench in the lillies and failed to entice two 20lb plus carp to dinner but a lovely evening on the river otherwise. King fisher perched within 10', barn owl did his usual circuit and dozens of bats.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Nah, thats easy, it's down hill all the way

                  This is the one I'm working up to
                  looks like you missed it. It was in May.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #29
                    came back from holiday

                    brought accounting up to date & paid tax online

                    cradled pet rabbit as it expired in my arms

                    consolded heartbroken daughter (repeated activity)

                    dug hole and buried rabbit

                    listened to tms & leapt about a lot as each wicket fell

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                      looks like you missed it. It was in May.
                      I'm aiming for the May 2010 event
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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