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    #1

    Job vacancy - Urgent!

    The CUK village is in need of a new idiot.

    I'd do it myself but don't have the time.

    Please send two references along with your views on the economy, climate change, swine flu and people who look a bit different to you or talk with an accent to the usual address.

    TIA
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    #2
    Last time ace00 applied, I pointed out to him that the post was occupied and he very rudely put me on his Ignore list. Can someone please quote this so he knows that I can reconsider him for the job
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Me, me, me, me.

      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Has something happened to Cybertory?
        Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
          Has something happened to Cybertory?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Sorry. Apparently he stated that all Scots should be put down at birth. The administrator is a sweaty sock, so he got banned.

            Or something like this.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
              Has something happened to Cybertory?
              Yes, there was a lynching.

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                #8
                Nominate shaunbhoy (or Shaun_bhoy who also appears to exist)
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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