Terry Scot?
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Colonel Scot.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostTerry Scot?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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never use a Chutney spoon for your Scotch BrothThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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... especially if it was licked by a stupid scot.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postnever use a Chutney spoon for your Scotch Broth
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Does this startling quote need adding to the Chutney Spoon web site or would that be unwise?Originally posted by Cyberman View PostScots should be put down at birth.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Go on, you know you want toOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostDoes this startling quote need adding to the Chutney Spoon web site or would that be unwise?
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If Brown had been put down at birth all of our pensions would be worth a damn lot more, we'd still have our gold, and we would not have had to bail our banks out. The downside would have been that he could not boast of saving the world.
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Oh FFS, CB is back
Can't he be disposed of on compassionate grounds (compassion for us, not him)?
At least Victor Meldrew didn't actually want to be miserable. This twonk positively delights in whinging about things he deliberately chooses not to understand just so he can whinge some more
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Have you seen today's discussion regarding humour, prompted by administrator? CB is the New Way. The Way of General.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOh FFS, CB is back
Can't he be disposed of on compassionate grounds (compassion for us, not him)?
At least Victor Meldrew didn't actually want to be miserable. This twonk positively delights in whinging about things he deliberately chooses not to understand just so he can whinge some more
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHave you seen today's discussion regarding humour, prompted by administrator? CB is the New Way. The Way of General.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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