Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever

[EternalOptimist]

Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


she likes it when I'm rough

[Flubster]

Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair


she likes it when I'm rough

Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.

[EternalOptimist]

Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.

deal.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.

[The Lone Gunman]

deal.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.

Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?

[EternalOptimist]

Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?

why do birds like rough blokes ?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

[Zippy]

I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

When can you start?

[BlackenedBiker]

why do birds like rough blokes ?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

Poofter eh??

[BrilloPad]

Last night in the park kids found a spider eating a fly. Great entertainment....