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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwhy do birds like rough blokes ?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

Poofter eh??
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why do birds like rough blokes ?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostMine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through
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Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdeal.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.

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deal.Originally posted by Flubster View PostGot some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.
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Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSpider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair
she likes it when I'm rough

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Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever
Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair
she likes it when I'm rough
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