Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever

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BrilloPad replied

19 August 2009, 13:50
Last night in the park kids found a spider eating a fly. Great entertainment....
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BlackenedBiker replied

19 August 2009, 13:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

why do birds like rough blokes ?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

Poofter eh??
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Zippy replied

19 August 2009, 13:45
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through

When can you start?
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EternalOptimist replied

19 August 2009, 13:42
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?

why do birds like rough blokes ?
I long to be gentle and let my feminine side shine through
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The Lone Gunman replied

19 August 2009, 13:40
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

deal.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.

Mine eats her porridge through a straw if that is any qualification?
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EternalOptimist replied

19 August 2009, 13:32
Originally posted by Flubster View Post

Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.

deal.
if can she suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe.
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Flubster replied

19 August 2009, 13:31
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair

she likes it when I'm rough

Got some round here if you don't mind....I can't stand the 'orrible little scrotes. You can deal with my missus afterwards too, you caveman you.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever

19 August 2009, 13:26
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever

Spider duties last night, for the first time this year. A girt big hairy black one had to be rounded up and chucked out of the bedroom window.
'Oh you'll get your reward in heaven' says the missus
'Oh I dont fkng think so' says I grabbing a handful of hair

she likes it when I'm rough
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