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While my tattoo gently weeps...
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's ok Zippy... nowhere untoward!!Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI won't ask where you have them
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou can see them through the string vest.
HTHBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy did you think membership was a secret? Who told you it was a secret?
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Saw a fiftyish year old women yesterday morning just before I got to the office, in a short skirt, with fat, pock marked pale legs, and a barbed-wire tattoo extending upward from her ankle.
I nearly lost my breakfast.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSaw a fiftyish year old women yesterday morning just before I got to the office, in a short skirt, with fat, pock marked pale legs, and a barbed-wire tattoo extending upward from her ankle.
I nearly lost my breakfast.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy did you think membership was a secret? Who told you it was a secret?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostI'd always thought membership was supposed to be a secret. Have Masons 'come out' recently?
Most people who keep their membership a secret, do so because their ashamed of joining a half-arsed pseudo-religious boys club.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Postbecause their ashamed of joining a half-arsed pseudo-religious boys club.
Can't you leave people to their own beliefs?Comment
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