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    #41
    Don't monkeys lob their leavings about though?? <fetches umbrella>

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      #42
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Oh no - gotta go to rescue the Dog... save me some pinkoholic
      Sure - and a stripey fish. Let's hope that fire doesn't spread ....
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #43
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        No no - RH - I did mean the music.... you look good on the dancefloor y'know
        I'm sure we can teach monkeys to dance. Oh, can someone get the door please - that'll be them.

        Arctic monkeys dancing to Arctic Monkeys. Anyone ready to video this?

        <hides behind the umbrella>

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          #44
          Everybody in da house say Woah!

          Everybody in da house say Hey! Hey!

          Party, party, party!

          Never fear, Prickles is here.

          Now where's da Laydeez?
          I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
          If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Prickles View Post

            Now where's da Laydeez?
            I think I saw one over there ------------>
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              #46
              Originally posted by Prickles View Post
              Now where's da Laydeez?
              I believe there's a few hanging on your arms already - they're wearing nicotine patches so they're a bit hyper. And quite small. And simian. And a tad hairy, apart from the shaved bits.

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                #47
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                I believe there's a few hanging on your arms already - they're wearing nicotine patches so they're a bit hyper. And quite small. And simian. And a tad hairy, apart from the shaved bits.
                You'd never know the difference.
                King of Chutney.

                Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MrToast View Post
                  You'd never know the difference.
                  Chances of pulling? Slim to none
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MrToast View Post
                    There's a cage full of freshly shaven gerbils?!?!?!
                    So you can peel off the tape and re-use it. A man of class

                    Unless ... what's with the KY Jelly? That's WRONG, man, so WRONG.
                    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                    If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Music anyone....
                      Yeah, man, let's get jiggy. Shake those manboobs, Bazza-man.

                      Wowsa!
                      I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                      If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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