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    #71
    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
    Yo! Don't mind if I do. I'm feeling a bit wheezy after that Kestrel.
    Wotsit?
    I think the rest of them have all buggered off to the off-licence/local dealer.
    Hope so anyway ..... getting twitchy
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      #72
      Hey doody Zippy man. Are you sure I need to keep sucking on this striped fish? And why has it got no stripes? And why don't you let go of it instead of panting and moaning about it, man?
      I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
      If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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        #73
        Originally posted by Prickles View Post
        Hey doody Zippy man. Are you sure I need to keep sucking on this striped fish? And why has it got no stripes? And why don't you let go of it instead of panting and moaning about it, man?
        Nope. The fish is essential - sorry if I was worrying you dude.

        Wheeeeeeeeeeee
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          #74
          I don't feel very well.

          Is there a phone? I need to call my mum.
          I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
          If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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            #75
            Originally posted by Prickles View Post
            I don't feel very well.

            Is there a phone? I need to call my mum.
            Fck. Are you still here?

            Think we trashed the phone dude. Sorry ....

            RichardCranium has the number of the Firefox cab company. Am sure they will get you home to your mum.
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              #76
              Zippy, have you suffocated that poor boy with your double-ended Rabbit?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #77
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Zippy, have you suffocated that poor boy with your double-ended Rabbit?
                Not yet, but he is sooooo out of it I reckon it's only a matter of time
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                  #78
                  I see we have frightened off another newbie
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                    I see we have frightened off another newbie
                    I'm not sure we explained about the welcoming party
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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I'm not sure we explained about the welcoming party
                      Ah bless.

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