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If you could have your time again, what career would you follow?

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    #51
    I'd be a professional footballer.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
      I'd be a professional footballer.
      Following in the fine traditions of Robbie Savage, Lee Bowyer and El Hadji Diouf no doubt.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #53
        Sea rescue helicopter pilot.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #54
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Sea rescue helicopter pilot.
          Why would the sea need rescuing?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #55
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Why would the sea need rescuing?
            Well, it's flooded, innit.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #56
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Well, it's flooded, innit.
              And do remember that Mich The Tester lives in Holland.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #57
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Why would the sea need rescuing?
                And do remember that Mich The Tester lives in Holland.






                Who would have thought one contractor could corrupt an entire sea?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Police. If I'd joined at 21 I'd be an inspector in CID by now.

                  Churchill - In I've read "The Future of Modern Policing" by Gene Hunt mode!

                  Great avatar Churchy!



                  Oh yes, and I'd have joined the Police too (Avon & Somerset as I remember from the forms).
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Who would have thought one contractor could corrupt an entire sea?
                    I've come across a few who have corrupted a sea drive.

                    I'll get my coat.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                      I've come across a few who have corrupted a sea drive.

                      I'll get my coat.
                      I'll call a cab
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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