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Dead end tools and technologies you wished you hadn't bothered with

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    #31
    The English language.
    A bad workman blames his fools

    EDIT: *tools

    stupid keyboard.

    http://twitter.com/TheAnonTechGuy

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      #32
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Good Grief....
      Yes I forgot the eco friendly requirement

      “Reduce paperwork and save a tree”

      7 more weeks, 7 more weeks
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #33
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        Yes I forgot the eco friendly requirement

        “Reduce paperwork and save a tree”


        There is no helping some people.

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          #34
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          I asked what they meant by the requirent, they said

          "We want the UI to be so simple any idiot could use it, but we couldn't write that as it might offend someone"

          Let me write that up for ya:

          Usability
          XXX application's functionality must be clear, transparent and easy to execute and use (Intuitive interface -as easy as using a browser) use of Wizard like screen is preferred whenever possible.


          there you go, no one gets offended at that!!

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            #35
            dBase IV
            Lotus 123 Macros
            The close proximity of the letters 'G' and 'T' are the reason I'll never again send an important email and end it with "Regards" ....

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              #36
              Originally posted by zamzummim View Post
              Let me write that up for ya:

              Usability
              XXX application's functionality must be clear, transparent and easy to execute and use (Intuitive interface -as easy as using a browser) use of Wizard like screen is preferred whenever possible.


              there you go, no one gets offended at that!!
              Oy, I can't use me browser. I gotta plug in me java or something like that. You saying I'm fick. I'm offended

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                #37
                EJBs, especially entity beans.

                Total waste of space. Still have it on my CV though.
                Cats are evil.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Oracle.

                  What a waste of time.

                  I wouldn't advise any of you to learn any of it.
                  I like the DB, and PL/SQL especially, but never worked with anything else from Oracle... I've heard bad things.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    Commodore BASIC, Sinclair BASIC, Amstrad BASIC, BBC BASIC

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by swamp View Post
                      EJBs, especially entity beans.

                      Total waste of space. Still have it on my CV though.
                      I don't know EJB is out-dated, unless you mean versions prior to 3 before they fixed it.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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