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    #21
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Cool. Can we have winters where the Thames freezes over again? That would be awesome...

    I'm not too sad about the loss of honey, but we're going to have to invest in swarms of fake micro bees for pollination of our plants.
    Can they be armed with wasp seeking missiles?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Good morning!!!

      Yip a dee do da
      yip a dee eh
      oh my what a wonderful day.

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        #23
        Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
        Good morning!!!

        Yip a dee do da
        yip a dee eh
        oh my what a wonderful day.
        no it's not
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          If you're being serious here - PLEASE - seek help.
          He's a PUPPET!
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #25
            You're a puppet.

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              #26
              Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
              I mean like what's the point. There's so much going on in the universe and all we're concerned with is petty things which are mostly out of our control anyway.
              Buck Up !

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                #27
                Dont let Betelgeuse get you down ! Mr Henry the Horse !



                Just remember ...
                ...that you're standing
                on a planet
                that's evolving

                And revolving
                at nine hundred miles an hour

                That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second
                so it's reckoned
                A Sun
                that is the source of all our power

                The Sun and you and me
                and all the Stars that we can see

                Are moving at a million miles a day
                In an outer spiral arm
                at forty thousand miles an hour

                Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

                Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
                It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

                We go 'round every two hundred million years,
                And our galaxy
                is only one of millions of billions

                In this amazing and expanding Universe !
                Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 August 2009, 08:44.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                  Dont let Betelgeuse get you down ! Mr Henry the Horse !

                  Just remember ...
                  ...that you're standing
                  on a planet
                  that's evolving
                  ....<SNIP>[/B]

                  Well that even made me wanna top myself.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                    Well that even made me wanna top myself.
                    I find the universe song inspiring. Film Clip
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      #30
                      Thank goodness you're back HAB - I was getting a tad worried that this BetelGeuse Crises thingy was maybe getting the better of you - dont worry - even if our Galaxy is shredded by Gamma Rays or if the Sun does invert our Magnetosphere - there are plenty more Galaxies lurking in the Universe !


                      Which just goes to show - the Universe is the ultimate free lunch !


                      I think thats quite a positive note to start the weekend with !


                      Life or Death - in the longrun - everything and everybody will be forgotten - so it didn't really matter anyway !
                      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 August 2009, 09:32.

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